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Amigo
I’m not nodding to say yes about your idea….The voices in my head are agreeing with me that you’re an idiot
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Amigo
Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
I can't understand why women are okay that JCPenney has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
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Amigo
The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must have felt at midnight
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Cyberbilly
Spoiler alert: Your '97 Nissan Sentra doesn't need one.
Every selfie posted should come stamped with a number like limited edition prints. "Attempt 14 of 25".
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Novell
I wrote a song about a tortilla actually its more of a wrap.
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