On a scale of Voldemort-Pinocchio How nosy are you?
Don't yell at your kids. Lean in and whisper. It's much scarier.
There is no "I" in "team", but apparently there is one hidden somewhere in "group project."
A Prius tried to race me from a stop sign the other day. I totally had it for the first 100 feet, but I can only walk so fast.
A man asked a fairy to make him desirable and irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
Cyberbilly
It has been brought to my attention that the stick figure decals on the back windows of vehicles are NOT pedestrian "kill" scores, but, actually are meant to represent members of your family. I'll be removing mine ASAP to avoid any further confusion.
If someone's Facebook picture is a car, should I assume that they are a transformer?