No dog should ever be homeless and no home should ever be dogless.
Cyberbilly
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Amigo
I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.
Amigo
I dont pay for cabs if I’m too drunk to drive. I find the nearest Dominos, order a pizza delivery to my house & ask for a ride home with it
Camping is fun if you're into pretending that you're homeless.
Amigo
We can talk to astronauts in space perfectly fine, but we lose cell phone reception EVERYWHERE!
Amigo
I bet attractive people think the world is a lot more polite than it really is.