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#1070
I don't think gastroenterologists should go around using the phrase "tongue in cheek."
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#1115
The only thing Google can't tell you is what you forgot that you wanted to look up.
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#1141
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
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#1171
I wish I could sign a kid's baseball and have it mean something other than "You just ruined my baseball."
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#1172
If you're wondering why obesity is so prevalent in the states I have three words for you: Hungry, Hungry Hippos. It trained us well.
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#1175
Leron Tonge
I don't always wake up early without an alarm, But when I do, it's a weekend.
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#1182
Your face is fine. But, you'll have to put a bag over that personality.
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