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I don't think gastroenterologists should go around using the phrase "tongue in cheek."
The only thing Google can't tell you is what you forgot that you wanted to look up.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
I wish I could sign a kid's baseball and have it mean something other than "You just ruined my baseball."
If you're wondering why obesity is so prevalent in the states I have three words for you: Hungry, Hungry Hippos. It trained us well.
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I don't always wake up early without an alarm, But when I do, it's a weekend.
Your face is fine. But, you'll have to put a bag over that personality.
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