Florida
A human fart is louder than a trombone. I discovered this at my son's school concert last night.
Florida
I hate it when I see an old person and then realize we went to high school together.
Thanks to the Statue of Liberty there's at least a dozen French dudes who's greatest life achievement was making a giant copper toenail.
Homeless people would save a lot of money if they didn't eat out all the time.
Taught my son a few pickup lines. His favorites were, "Built Ford Tough" and "Like A Rock".
By a show of hands, how many people enjoy shadow puppets?
I was having a great day until it hit me that The Situation has already made more money than I'll ever see in my lifetime. How's your day?