Florida
A guy at Kroger asked me if I know where Engagement, Ohio is. I said it's between Dayton and Marion.
ZYuppi
Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it's only Wednesday...
Xyuppi
I’m concerned, Mr Potato head & Mrs Potato head are no longer male or female. Does this mean there will be no more Tater tots?
ZYuppi
Having pillow fights used to be fun, until the appearance of "Memory Foam"
Xyuppi
Does anyone want a pack of dead batteries? They're free of charge!
ZYuppi
I'm not saying you shouldn't trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I've won & the number of iPads I own.
Kristian Alekov
I couldn’t find a parking spot at my job this morning so I just left. They got enough people.