There's more than one way to skin a cat, but people usually freak out and call the cops before you're done with the first.
Just scratched my crotch while trying to swat a fly and four people told me I was a good dancer.
Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
I would rather get naked and do jumping jacks in public than show any literate person my Google search history.
The bra section is the only place you fail if you get an A.
If you want to see exactly how angry a person can get, tell them to "calm down" when they're already pissed off.
Thorough research is the key to quality reporting. Read the ENTIRE Wikipedia article before writing your story.