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North Korea is the world’s biggest and hardest escape room.
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ZYuppi
Do magazines really have to add "Alive" to "Sexiest Woman" or "Sexiest Man"?
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ZYuppi
I'm surprised people still ask me if I want to hold their baby given the number of times I've dropped and shattered my phone.
If this guy making my sandwich goes as a sloth for Halloween I guarantee he will nail it.
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Xyuppi
‪Allow your children to believe in Santa Claus. You believe in essential oils and no one is ruining the magic for you .
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I want to be a millionaire. Just like my dad! No, he wasn't a millionaire, but he always wanted to be.
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Xyuppi
I have a lot of imaginary friends. They are real people, I just have to pretend they are my friends.
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