ZYuppi
I wished I believed everyone as much as I believe Steve Harvey on Family Feud when he says, “Boy, do we have a good one for you today!”
Xyuppi
The temperature went from 85 to 60 like seeing a State Trooper on the highway.
Xyuppi
Every time I go to Taco Bell I get diarrhea. Perhaps next time, I should get tacos.
ZYuppi
Why is there an eject button on the Blu Ray remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge door...
If you think about it, a boxing match is really just someone trying to count to 10 but they're constantly being interrupted by a fistfight between two other people.
ZYuppi
Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos.
ZYuppi
Ever go to a 24 hour Walmart? By 2:00am it looks like the Cantina bar scene in Star Wars.