Sometimes, when I don't want my girlfriend to find something, I put it in her purse.
I wish my GPA looked like those gas prices
Still no electricity. Starting to panic. Just ate the cat.
Cyberbilly
If you buy a toy in China, does it say "Made Here"?
Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who the heck is giving them medical attention?!
Cyberbilly
I may not be the smartest guy in the world, or the richest guy in the world, or the best-looking guy in the world, but... Oh, hell. Now I'm depressed.
Just wrote "he gets rescued from pirates by a timetravelling dinosaur in a hot air balloon" as a note to myself for tomorrow. I love my job.