No matter how old I am, when i am eating a bag of Bugles, I will never be mature enough to not put them on my fingertips and make claws.
Amigo
They say you need to listen to what your body is telling you. But mine just points and laughs
Just dropped off some film to be processed. More on this story as it develops.
Robert Zunick
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is that you're a terrible person and had it coming.
A toilet was stolen from the police station. The cops have nothing to go on.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.