If fake tans make you look more attractive then logically so will rolling your naked body in Cheetos dust.
An ewok is basically a disgruntled Care Bear with a shiv.
You know you're old when the prize at the bottom of the cereal box is a regular bowel movement.
Happy Birthday, Google. What do you get the website that already has all of your personal data, banking info and browsing history?
Completing a jury duty form online is so convenient because googling how to get out of it is that much closer.
NASA's planning a mission to clean up space debris. Will they wear orange spacesuits? I want to do that for my community service.
When I gave my wife a cookbook as a gift, she learned how to bake a cake, how to sauté, and exactly how hard she can throw a book at my head.