Xyuppi
My phone auto-corrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer". I sent it anyways...
Xyuppi
Snow White is down to 6 dwarfz. Sneezy is now placex in quarantine.
Xyuppi
Purell is the most expensive bottle of alcohol in the country.
Florida
The Casinos are now offering curbside pickup. Call ahead and they come out and take your money right from your car.
Xyuppi
What's the correct ratio of gunpowder to essential oils? I want this bath bomb to be perfect.
Grey hair is your body's warning that you are low on toner.
Florida
I'm so excited spring is here I wet my plants.