Using your laptop to charge your phone is like performing a blood transfusion for electronics.
Xyuppi
People needs to stop putting flyers in my car. I don’t want to see a band called “Parking Violation” at the “Courthouse” next Thursday.
Xyuppi
I was bitten by a mosquito last night. Bet that little bastard is pretty hung-over today
It's ok if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
ZYuppi
This Summer, live a little and drop an unwrapped Baby Ruth candy bar in someone’s swimming pool.
I just want to be as happy as the characters in any horror movie are during the first half hour of the film.
When I was young, I used to think earwigs actually lived in your ears, so you can imagine how terrified I was of cockroaches.