Funny Statuses

Poor alcohol. It gets blamed for everything.

I think my dentist, Jennifer has fillings for me.

It's a good job Apple isn't charge of New Year. Otherwise, we'd all be expecting 2015 to be 2015 S

I sleep like a baby at night because I don't have one.

At a sushi bar and this might be the sake talking, but 私は酔ってる

I haven't seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he's OK.

Sex is the only activity where hiring a professional is considered wrong and is often illegal