Having a picture of your car as your Facebook pic does not make me think you have a cool car. It makes me think you hate your face.
I don't trip. I freestyle walk.
Cyberbilly
The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, unless that medicine is insulin.
Dave Asten
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make! Then they call me ugly and poor...
Dave Asten
Reading an article that said, "spice up your love life”. One of the suggestions was to make love in a car wash. It’s also the perfect way to ruin a church fund raiser.
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble. You have my Word.