Amigo
The first assembly instruction for all IKEA furniture should be open 1 beer
Amigo
I’m just going to put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome.
If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
Amigo
Center of a doughnut is 100% fat free.
This is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.
Novell
No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch yesterday.