I defy you to see a motorcycle with a sidecar and still be in a bad mood.
Friday gets way too much credit. I'm still at work, right?
I don't care how the future pans out, from now on all Amazon deliveries are called drone strikes.
Sometimes I get up really early, drink some coffee and read some awesome motivational quotes. Then I go back to bed.
Robert Zunick
Wouldn't be awesome if a person had a Carfax to show before you commit to a relationship?
New philosophy on life: Do unto others, then run like hell.
Technically, every picture is a before picture.