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Trying to look like I'm interested in what someone is saying is often the most strenuous thing I do all day.
The spork needs to be available in silverware form.
Darkest: the exact moment you’re trying to find your seat at a movie.
If the pen is mightier than the sword, how is it that actions speak louder than words?
Turns out company doesn't love misery.
I wonder what hookers think about all these roundabouts.
I watched my first silent movie the other day. The kids weren't there.
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