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#17345
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ZYuppi
Dear Fruity Pebbles: Calorie content w/out milk is unnecessary. Anyone shoving dry Fruity Pebbles down their throat isn’t counting calories.
Darn I just realized I missed the Emmys again which now makes like 10 years in a row.
#17389
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Xyuppi
I don't think any of my vampire jokes will ever see the light of day.
#17412
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ZYuppi
People get mad at the teenagers trick or treating when the real freeloaders are the parents with the infants.
#17489
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ZYuppi
I wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, "Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."
Nine months from now a boom of babies will be born, and we will call them Coronials!
#17546
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Florida
Who else has been drunk the entire month of Mapril?
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