PizzaDr
Having a bit of a lazy day! I'm sitting in my underwear looking for better jobs online. My boss doesn't look amused.
The opposite of "tying the knot" is "no strings attached"
The bravest man in the world is the prince from Sleeping Beauty because waking up a tired woman can go sideways very fast.
Xyuppi
The Fourth of July was an annual reminder of how useless my dog would be in a war.
Have you ever noticed the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
I'm not saying my family keeps the temperature too hot in this house, but two hobbits just showed up and chucked a ring in here.
When you're sick, the advice you get is to literally do drugs and stay out of school.