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I love those signs you see on telephone poles that say Work from home! Make easy money! Be your own boss and make your own hours! Which makes you wonder, if its so easy why is someone out there busting their butt hanging signs?
Car commercials make driving around in empty parking structures look fun and normal and not suspicious or kidnappy.
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PizzaDr
I set my clocks back this morning and had another breakfast.
The risk I took was calculated, but MAN am I bad at math.
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Xyuppi
The downside of being a bomb disposal technician. It takes 6 hours to open Christmas gifts.
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Xyuppi
I realized that at my income level "Wealth Management" really just means re-organizing the money in my wallet by denomination.
On the bright side, package theft is down 98% in Austin Texas.
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