Xyuppi
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
I was watching craps at the casino all night until security finally dragged me out of the bathroom.
You're one of a kind! Thank goodness...
Xyuppi
I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?
Tiger Woods should not have ignored his caddie when he told him to use the driver.
Xyuppi
I wonder if Brazil has a wax museum?
Xyuppi
Having to cash in my State Quarter Collection's map for gas money is reaching a new low.