Cyberbilly
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt was shot dead by police in downtown Los Angeles, today. He was wanted for multiple counts of identity theft.
You just don’t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
Xyuppi
Not even my closest friends know me as well as my Internet browser history does
Xyuppi
Santa must be the bravest man around. Who else would let a bunch of deer pull them around in a sleigh during hunting season?
It is estimated that 1 Million people plan to gather at Times Square to watch the ball drop while looking down at their phones.
Xyuppi
Every novel is a mystery, if you never finish it.
Shout out to people who are hard of hearing.