"Taking candy from a baby" would actually be a responsible thing to do.
Ironically the only way I'd watch the 50 Shades of Grey movie is if you tied me to a chair and forced me to.
Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me. She said "no" both times.
Robert Zunick
In the 90s if a woman said “my eyes are up here” it was because a guy was staring at her chest Today it’s because he’s staring at his phone.
Robert Zunick
I don’t like being told what to do…unless I’m naked.
Novell
If you don’t want people asking for rides again, say yes the first time but don’t show up.
Xyuppi
You're not bald my friend. You are just taller than your hair.