Robert Zunick
Your lights are on but I see someone’s been playing with your dimmer switch.
There's always cake to celebrate happy moments, but I really think cake would do better during the bad times. Got fired? Have a cake.
Cyberbilly
A special place in hell just for me? Aww… you shouldn't have.
Novell
I never realize how much I swear until I’m in a situation where I can’t
Technology is getting crazy. Apple has now taken the clock on my phone and put it on my wrist with a band! I bet 50 years ago they never would of thought that was possible!
If my plants screamed for food and water like my dog does, maybe they wouldn't die.
Novell
Marriage is like the IKEA of relationships. Easy to walk into, confusing to piece together and difficult to exit.