Maybe people don't put free cats in boxes on the side of the road, they just put out an empty box and all the stray cats in the area just sit in it.
Keep the dream alive! Hit the snooze button.
You call it beef jerky. I prefer the term "cow raisins"
This bald spot just appeared out of thin hair.
My wife told me a turducken was as close to a threesome as I’m ever going to get.
Novell
I wish my car had two horns. One for “thank you” and one for “I hate you”
Novell
Wine with crackers and cheese is basically just the classy version of beer and nachos..