Amigo
Canada is located right next to the country with all the guns and bombs. Of course Canadians are polite.
Amigo
My wife says I talk while I sleep, but I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
Amigo
My train of thought is loco, no motive
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's an Instagram filter.
The best password cracking software is a pissed off ex.
Cyberbilly
Commercials led me to believe that changing shampoos would have a much bigger effect on my life.
Amigo
Somebody just asked me if I knew a good plastic surgeon. Would I look like this if I did?