Sometimes I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.
Home is where the pants aren't.
Polygamy sounds like a great idea in theory, until you realize it multiplies the number of your in-laws.
Amigo
Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage
Amigo
I take the time every night to read Facebook statuses to my children as part of my stay in school campaign.
Amigo
Instead of “single” as a marital status, it should read “independently owned and operated”
Amigo
Depresso; the feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.