Going to a funeral of a very dear old woman. She was known as a great lover of animals owning a variety of parrots, cats, dogs, pigs, cows and horses. She was even an expert on varies types of Arachnids. Sigh. If only she didn't swallow that fly.
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic...
When do we start voting each other off?
I think I will stick to my old fashioned pepper shaker. This new pepper spray tastes terrible on my potatoes...
I'm holding cheerleader tryouts for my fantasy football team.
Facebook is basically people you don't like wishing people you don't know "Happy Birthday!"
Redneck word of the day: Twerk "Imma have one more beer then imma get back twerk!"