My office Christmas party is tonight, which means my office apology party will be tomorrow.
Do strippers have nightmares about going to work fully clothed?
I hope to be just famous enough to one day have two people I've never met debate whether I'm alive or dead.
The best person for a job is generally the one that understands it enough to not want it.
I bet crocodiles are pissed off that "crocs" no longer stands for "gigantic vicious reptiles," but now means "crappy shoe."
Still no cure for natural causes.
Cyberbilly
Is it still considered pre-marital sex if you have no intention of getting married?