If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If a glass of wine a day is good for you a bottle a day must be great right?
I saw a sign that said "Deaf Children Drive Carefully". I didn't know they drove at all.
My car having a key-less ignition has saved a lot of idiots that park way too close to me so much money on car repairs.
how stupid are some people to require instructions on a bottle of shampoo to tell you not to freakin drink it?
maxpowers
There is a great need for sarcasm a font.
Double Dare was a great parallel of life. If you're too dumb to succeed using your brain, you'd better be good at physical labor.