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Xyuppi
I have spend so much money on buying different clothes...without realizing the best moments of my life are spent without them.
How are turkeys ever awake with all of that tryptophan in them?
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ZYuppi
I've always known my lifetime of alienating friends and family would one day pay off.
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Florida
I could be wrong, but I think the only way Trump is going to get to 270 is by losing about 50 pounds
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, do I still need a logging permit?
2,000 mockingbirds is 2 kilomockingbirds
Jussie Smollett says he is disappointed at the verdict but he isn't isn't going to beat himself up over it.
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