I bet it’s pretty hard at a mime’s funeral to figure out when the moment of silence is over.
Xyuppi
Went into a five-star hotel to use the bathroom and now it's a two-star hotel.
At my age, you have home Ibuprofen and work Ibuprofen.
Glasses make you look smart, but you have to fail an exam to get them.
It's kind of patronising that a computer asks you to prove you're not a robot
Xyuppi
I snuck popcorn into the movie theater but they won’t let me use their microwave.
Aladdin could have just handed the lamp to Jasmine and they would have gained an extra 3 wishes.