The fastest way to get someone to call you back is to take a shower.
I ate a shepherd's pie for lunch. He was pretty upset about it.
Birthdays are like real life leveling up. At first they're an important and celebrated event, but towards the end they become less and less meaningful until they're only a testament to how much time you've spent on the game.
Limbo champion walks into a bar...he's disqualified.
"Probiotic" sounds a lot better than "bacteria infested"
Xyuppi
It's amazing how different the phrases "alcohol free" and "free alcohol" are.
I don't know if Facebook has ever made the lame to walk. But it has, beyond all doubt, enabled the dumb to speak.