People who try to test my patience don't realize it's an exam I don't plan on passing.
Xyuppi
I purposely cry while cutting carrots so onions don't think they're ugly or something.
Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is to wake up the world.
Whats my favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.
Xyuppi
This Mexican food is so authentic Donald Trump would build a wall around it.
Xyuppi
The only thing I'm really learning from this 401K meeting at work this morning is that I'll probably never be able to retire.
Xyuppi
I do 5 sit ups daily. It might not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button.