The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it.
Guacamole is my favorite food that looks like someone already ate it.
Cyberbilly
If guys were smart, they'd forget the single's bars and watch the supermarket for girls who buy frozen dinners and cat food.
I either read for 14 hours straight or don't read for 5 months. There is no in between.
It’s hard to trust humans. Even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
Cris
I'm at my neighbor's house having the most delicious dinner. Hope I finish before they get home!
Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it.