I used to work as a trapeze artist. Until I was let go.
Take a look at trending topics and you'll realize why they have to write "do not eat" on dry silica packets.
Darth Vader would suck at Hide and Seek. You can always hear him breathing.
It's not easy to make small talk with a meteorologist.
Just told my 5-year-old son, “Don’t lie, Santa doesn’t like that.”
I plan on showing my kid reruns of the show Dirty Jobs to convince him to stay in school.
Dear girls who say they want to date a vampire, AIDS is spread through blood too. Sincerely, maybe you should reconsider...