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if roosters can start each day screaming, then damn it, so can I
The parking lot at Clown College only has one space.
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Are dental x-rays just tooth pics?
Be happy in front of people who don't like you, it kills them!
Disregard all the people in your life with a pitiful 5 senses. It's the people with 6 that you need to keep. The ones with a sense of humour
I wish I could autocorrect my life.
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