Xyuppi
If I use my stimulus money to buy baby chickens, does this mean we got money for nothing and chicks for free?
I am not turning my clock back on November 1st, I do not need another hour of 2020.
Xyuppi
This is the first year my family isn’t getting together for Thanksgiving due to Covid. Normally we don’t get together because we hate each other
How I see dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Chihuahua, Pekingese, Poodle, Pug. How I see cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
Xyuppi
You know you bought the right fireworks when the guy running the stand gives you a “high four”
ZYuppi
Why do people use the phrase "work like a dog"? I wish I worked like my dog. I would sleep 18 hours a day.
Joe Exotic doesn't sing Christmas songs because he f#$king hates Carols