Xyuppi
I only call them yoga pants because Netflix and eat leftovers pants was too long.
Xyuppi
instead of a condom, carry a moist towelette in your wallet. You run into chicken wings a lot more offer than sex.
Xyuppi
Im doing crunches twice a day now. Captain in the in the morning and Nestle in the afternoon
Xyuppi
I am trying to get into the Christmas "spirit" but can't get the bottle open...
Xyuppi
Does anyone in this group know of an old couple or even a single old lady or man who will be eating alone this Christmas? I am having friends and relatives over and need to borrow a few chairs.
I can’t wait for next week when the gym is empty again.
Somewhere in the world Howie Mandel is walking around with full body Hazmat Suit.