I buy my condoms at Costco. When you go through them like I do, you need a place with a really good return policy.
Adulthood is when 4:30am is early in the morning instead of late at night.
Elevator music is just awful on every level.
My ex-girlfriend broke up with me because she says I was obsessed with football. I was shocked. I mean we were together for 3 1/2 seasons.
The jury is stil out on climate change, but we trust a Groundhog to predict the weather.
Xyuppi
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast
Xyuppi
Lying in bed, listening to the Doors. I really should oil the hinges...