I’m at the age where all my posts start with the phrase “I’m at the age where.”
I love how stars are billions of miles apart and we're like "that's a soup ladle".
This year for Lent I'm giving up hanging out with all the people who gave up drinking for Lent.
If I was gonna make a bomb, I'd use the same color wire for the whole thing.
Xyuppi
If other employees are taking four fifteen minutes smoke breaks a day, I should most certainly be allowed a one hour nap time.
Xyuppi
Never ask a prostitute what they'll do for a Klondike bar…
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. A solid 10, but also imaginary...