Cyberbilly
Most friends with benefits have such high deductibles that you'll always be paying way too much out of pocket.
Xyuppi
Dammit, that's the last time I open the fridge before knocking. Who knew there was a salad dressing?
Is there another word for synonym?
Xyuppi
If my superpower was to be able to stop time, I'd totally use it to take a nap without people noticing.
Xyuppi
Ok body wash, unless you're caffeinated and drinkable, you can cool it with the "energizing" claims. You're soap!
Xyuppi
Seems like you could save a lot of time if you just paired The Bachelor with The Bachelorette.
Xyuppi
I support recycling, I wore this shirt yesterday.