If your name exceeds four syllables, I’m gonna just call you “hey”
Sometimes it takes me a full 8 hours to get nothing done.
Xyuppi
As a man I am so thankful I don't have to give birth. I could never go nine months without drinking.
I’m trying to kick dairy and now I’ve got the milk shakes.
Xyuppi
I wish I was on a gang. I never know what to do with my hands when taking pictures.
I have a love/hate relationship with strong contradictory emotions.
Xyuppi
I kind of hate having a legitimate reason for being late to work. Now I have to cross that off the list of possible fake reasons to use later.