Political debates are great if you want to watch idiots talk to us like idiots to prove that the idiot next to them is a bigger idiot.
I bet wrecking ball operators are some of the happiest people in the world.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
I'm not lazy, I'm in energy saving mode.
Novell
In my defense, your honor, he had the keyboard clicking sound on his phone turned on.
Novell
You can say whatever you like about Kleptomaniacs. They can take it.
If your name is on the building, you’re rich. if your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class. if your name is on your shirt, you’re poor.