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#8731
Amigo
I bet some of you would absolutely kill it in a race where you had to jump over obstacles while looking at your phone.
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#9855
I eat the first half of a burrito to get full, I eat the second half to teach myself a lesson
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#9878
We will continue having meetings everyday until I find out why no work is getting done around here.
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#10899
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.
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#10937
E.B. FlipShank
I received an email from a hacker that had accessed my bank account. It simply read, "LOL".
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#10959
The way that I see it... in a couple of years, phones are going to become as big as a tablet, and tablets are going to become as small as a phone.
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#10981
Apparently I misunderstood it when I was told to "expose yourself to other cultures."
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