Chris Brown said he might retire from music. That sure is going to leave him with a lot of time on his fists.
I just bought Velcro shoes.... What a rip off!
Blake Young
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
I wonder if Flo from the Progressive commercials has a nephew. If she does, I feel kind of bad for him. I mean, its gotta be a little awkward telling his friends that his Aunt Flo is coming to town.
The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog.
Golf is such a strange game. You shout four, shoot six, and write down five.
Denise Of Pa
Can someone help me with a way to permanently stop my husband's snoring? Any size pillow will do...