Dave Asten
Whoever said “Procrastination doesn’t pay” CLEARLY has never seen my average day at work.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, it's just that yours is stupid
I'm great in bed....i can sleep for days.
Rob Miller
I consider my body less of a temple and more of a ruin.
It's too bad growing dandelions doesn't mean you are a master gardener, because I'm excellent at it.
Cris
An easy way to "have your cake and eat it, too" is to buy two cakes.
I could snap at any moment. Seriously, with either hand.