Cyberbilly
Heat causes things to expand, so I'm not fat; I'm just hot.
Cyberbilly
I just found out I passed my drug test. My dealer has some explaining to do.
I consider myself fairly well-spoken until I have to leave a voicemail and all of a sudden the only thing I'm fluent in is verbal diarrhea.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships do.
The last time she got 100% on a test it involved peeing on a stick.
I wouldn't ever want lesbian parents. I'm not homophobic. I just don't want to get stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."
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